You manage to relate everything in some way to Epica

When you're always on the epica forum posting and posting and posting.

When even your friends know about Epica because you talk about them so much

When you fight with people on youtube that say Simone is a Tarja rip off...fight venominetly at that.

When you listen to Epica songs constantly

When every conversation you have about classically-trained female vocalists always seems to involve Simone

Whenenver you start talking about some kind of music you always manage to bring the conversation back round to Epica

When you go to ask your parents for something and they say before you can even ask " No, you can not have that Epica Cd/T-shirt/concert tickets!" and then you finish with "How did you know I was going to ask that?".

When you someone describes something as epic you immediately think to yourself, epic - epica!!

When you absolutely insist that Simone is the best singer in metal at the moment.

When you know every Epica song off by heart

When you stare at your cousin for a few minutes, and when she asks why you are staring creepily, you remark that if she dyed her hair red, she would look like Simone!

you keep on singing "chasing the dragon" and you keep on writing (or saying) "che carino" under each picture of Mark you see

When you search the web for hours to find something new about them, like interview you havent seen

When you want to dye your hair the same color as Simone

That goes for the guys as well.

^True

When you know the names of guys girlfriends and Simones boyfriend's name

When you envy your cousin because her name is Simona(and that's close to Simone )

When you have a MetroFLOG of only Simone Simons

When you've played The Score 4 times today.